no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
just tell him i said nine months
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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