Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
