So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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