So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize