I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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