She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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