It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize