: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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