I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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