so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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