dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
nutella sex= disaster
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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