Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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