Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I had to cum in my sink.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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