Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I forgot how hot balto sounded
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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