The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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