operation have a gay friend backfired
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize
