he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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