I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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