her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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