Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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