i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
