Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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