um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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