uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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