you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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