She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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