The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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