youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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