someone get that fucking seahorse.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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