Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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