Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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