She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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