Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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