Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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