he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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