im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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