The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am one with the molecules
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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