i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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