My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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