i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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