There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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