first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's blow job season.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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