belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
