CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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