Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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