I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
oh god was she eating orange peels again
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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