found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He uses pillows to masturbate.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When are your genitals available?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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