there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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