butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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