I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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