well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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