their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Randomize
