How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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